"Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don't know, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me--no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make."
My sentiments exactly, Michael. So enough of the drama.
What I really want to talk about is this:
The Office returns next week. It RETURNS! I can laugh again, tears rolling down my face, committing lines to memory just so Jason and I can repeat them the next week.
Oh, Jim. Oh, Pam. How I've missed you.
even you, Dwight. (Someone please tell me you have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead? I totally think I need to get one.)