In the category for Best Mystery Illness in Stephanie's Lungs, the nominees are:
- Walking Pneumonia
- Common Cold
And the winner is...
Oh wow! Thank you, thank you. I'd like to thank all those germs that really helped me out. Thanks to February, whose cold and dreary weather really helped produce this illness. A shout out to the kids for keeping Stephanie awake at night. Without you--without all your hard work--I never could have pulled this off. And finally, thanks to Kaiser Permanente's urgent care clinic in Vancouver, which finally gave this little hack and cough story the attention we always knew it deserved.
The past three and a half weeks have been terrific, and I just want to say to all those little germs out there: believe in yourself and your dreams. No matter what anyone tells you, I have faith that very soon you'll receive the recognition you deserve.
Thank you. Thank you all!
*exit stage left*