I'm an adjunct professor for a lovely little university down in Salem, Oregon.
The president of this college is Dr. Hoff.
This little piece of information is important for you to see why I thought this soon-to-be-rolled-out tshirt was so funny.
One of my former students designed the shirt, and the school's ASB is selling the shirts to raise money for next semester's mission trips. I snagged the photo off the FB page of another former student of mine.
It made me laugh, and I just thought it was too clever not to share.
*I originally wrote "alums" because I just like it better even if it isn't right, but then decided I probably ought to be grammatically correct since I make a reference to teaching. And higher education. I really should represent the school in a orderly fashion :)